Top Ten Reasons to Become a Statistician

10. Deviation is considered normal.

9. We feel complete and sufficient.

8. We are mean lovers.

7. We do it discretely and continuously.

6. We are right 95% of the time.

5. We can safely comment on someone's posterior distribution.

4. We may not be normal but we are transformable.

3. We never have to say we are certain.

2. We are honestly significantly different.

1. No one wants our jobs.