Politically Correct

First of all let me make it clear that I have nothing against contravariant functors. Some of my best friends are cohomology theories! But now you aren't supposed to call them contravariant anymore. It's Algebraically Correct to call them 'differently arrowed'!!

In the same way, transcendental numbers are polynomially challenged.

Manifolds are personifolds (humanifolds).

It's the Asian Remainder Theorem.

It isn't politically correct to use "singularity" - the function is "convergently challenged" there.