Spamming

Proper spamming of news:sci.math. As you know, the sex sites will post into any newsgroup. So maybe they could customize a bit and offer...

BRUHAT-TITS SPACES!

PUMPING LEMMA!

WIDE OPEN INTERVALS!

KOWALEWSKAJA FAKES!!

WITH A FOREWORD BY DICK FEYNMAN!

GROUP ACTION.

The Paler Weenie Theorem

There are also copious references to

Improper Priors,

Degenerate Colonels,

and

The Chinese Box Problem.

The graph of y = exp[-(x^2 - 1)^2] with the two maximum points heavily marked, is also a bit dodgy.