New Math?

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.

He kissed her once;

he kissed her twice

and said, "Now that's addition."

In silent satisfaction,

she sweetly gave

the kisses back

and said, "Now that's subtraction."

Then he kissed her,

she kissed him,

without an explanation.

And both together smiled

and said, "That's multiplication."

Then her Dad appeared

upon the scene

and made a quick decision.

He kicked that boy

three blocks away

and said, "That's long division!"