New Math?
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once;
he kissed her twice
and said, "Now that's addition."
In silent satisfaction,
she sweetly gave
the kisses back
and said, "Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her,
she kissed him,
without an explanation.
And both together smiled
and said, "That's multiplication."
Then her Dad appeared
upon the scene
and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy
three blocks away
and said, "That's long division!"