Explicit Math

How do you teach mathematics to a woman?

Look for the tan line

subtract her pants

stack her on the bed

divide her legs

calculate the distance

arc her back

add a length function

properly provide constant movement

give her a square root

turn her over for a reverse polish notion

gradiently increase the integer

round the remainder

fill the pi

hope she doesn't multiply

log the event

sine on the dotted line

get her to cosine

profit from the experience

base the result on an exponent