Football Eligibility

The West Virginia High School League instituted tough new eligiblity criteria this year for all high school athletes. Each player must pass both a verbal and a mathematics test. The coach of one of the local high schools asked if he could be present when they tested his star quarterback. He was allowed to sit in the back during the oral test. The player was asked to spell his name for the verbal part of the test. He said, "B - U - B - B - A."

"Well done! Now for the math part, what is 6 plus 2?"

The quarterback answered, "8."

And the football coach, yells out, "Give him another chance!"